Old. What kind of person do you want to be?
When I think of old I think of 70's old but I'm hoping I see 80. I would like to be the cool, badass little hunched over lady with gray hair that I dye teenage colors. I will willingly go to WalMart sporting my cat bathrobe, curlers in my hair, and a cigar hanging out of my mouth. I will flip people off as I fly down the street going 30 on my moped. The moped will have a Polish flag flying off the back basket, in which will likely be a well-trained kitty. I'll have some kind of music device professionally fashioned onto my moped so I can roll through (I will not stop) stop signs with the latest hip-hop pulsating through my body. Chances are I won't be able to hear worth a sh*t so the music will be deafening for those present. I'll probably be single, and watching Jersey Shore, or something of it's equivalent I'm sure. I'll dress like I'm 45--how daring. Hopefully I'll be lucky enough to have all of my own teeth, but that seems rare. Either way I plan on having a pink grill. Maybe Megan and I will still go to Boomer's and close the place down...who knows.
I will adopt stray cats and give them to neighborhood children as Christmas, birthday, Valentine's Day, Australia Day, and Leif Erikson Day gifts.